Hmm, 2011.. wait, I'm counting with my fingers..

I know the difference between a bikini and a bra and panties is pretty much just cosmetic, but I prefer the sluttier vibe of a girl in her undies. Swimsuits seem just a tad too wholesome. But they are hot, and there's a bunch of them. Thumbs up!

When I was younger, I used to wish that I had the ability to instantly teleport myself to any location I wanted. I still wish I could, frankly. Sigh.

*forum use* So I was talking to a guy at work today, a fellow in his mid 30's. He tells me that his neighbor across the street (who he despises) has a 16ish year old (well developed) daughter (who he does not despise necessarily). Her bedroom window faces his yard (how cliché') and he often sees her fooling around in her room. No big whoop. Well he comes home the other day, as he is pulling his truck in the garage he glances over and sees Missy in her bedroom completely nude (grunt), doing her makeup. At first he didn’t even piece together what happened and kept driving into the garage. THEN, the light bulb exploded, hits the brakes and backs out a few feet. Taking a good short leer. Lucky sommbitch. I had to share with someone. Where I work just isn’t the place I can tout that story with pride.

i have hopes i will be reincarnated as that shower massager.