She almost, ALMOST went for the pants. Good enuf, I guess.

Ok, so I've cooled down, a little. But I'm still major-pissed.

I don't think any of you, 'specially those with families, reaally comprehend the ramifications of being labelled a 'secks ophender' (spelling goofed to thwart the search engines.) Imagine this conversation: "Honey, Fox 3 News just called, they want a statement. It seems your name is associated with a website with vids of tweenies. Is this true? Well, you'll never spend any time with the kids, at least not without supervision! Just ask my lawyer!"
Yeah, whether a law is broken or not, this is the Scarlet Letter of the modern age. Just having someone point a finger will RUIN YOUR LIFE. Or mine. This can NOT be the punchline of a joke.
Imagine it was 1952, and one of your buddies yells at you, "Hey Commie!" for a joke. You'd lose your job, nobody would rent or sell you a house. You couldn't even buy the bullets for suicide.

Please, PLEASE don't do this again. And I don't wanna know who any of you are, 'cause I don't want YOU to know me.

Done.