Here's the court transcript: Judge: "COGLTG, you're accused of videotaping superhot middle school girls dancing in miniskirts."_ _ _ ME: "But they do it all the time, and post it on the interweb for everyone to see!" _ _ _ Judge: "Bailiff, flatten his peepee with a wooden mallet. Next case" Thanks for tiny pic and kewtr, this probly won't happen.