1st let me say that I'm NOT in favor of the whole 'body mod', piercing, tatoo, and whatnot scene. I think it's all disgusting, and I don't even care for earrings in pierced ears.

So, here we have a genuinely, stunningly, pelvic-bruisingly, 2-viagra-won't-be-enough HOTT sweetie, and she's gonna get a belly ring.

Ok, so that's bad.

I can't remember what beach we wuz at. In fact, I don't rembember anything after she handed me a tube of SPF40, and sighed, "Baybeee, dooo ma back, pleeeez?" The cops say I wuz doin' her back when theyz draggin me away. I only hope I wuz enjoyin it!

super-cute girl wiggling for us!

I love when a present comes with directions!

The kewtie with braces sends her luv. I sent her my ear. Maybe NOW those luddites will buy my paintings!