Would you buy that book if you knew it was non-fiction? These kids today, they just don't have a sense of consequence for their actions. MMMMMm, thank goodness.

They start with a lotta layers, but 2 of them get down to bikinis, and YUMMMY, out comes the "My First Stripper Pole" playset.

She's cute enough. Plus, who doesn't like a girl spinning on a pole? Oh, I'd keep this on mute. There's some girl with a hacking cough in the background, reall