I'm not trying to turn this into a voyr site, but utube is positively FLOODED with this kinda stuff, so I thought I'd share at least one.

NO, I did not shoot this video myself, so let's all nip those requests in the bud right now! This content is already out there, and I'm not gonna risk my quality of life to add more.

I can't remember what beach we wuz at. In fact, I don't rembember anything after she handed me a tube of SPF40, and sighed, "Baybeee, dooo ma back, pleeeez?" The cops say I wuz doin' her back when theyz draggin me away. I only hope I wuz enjoyin it!

a gaggle of kewtrs enjoying a day at the beach

So, they're foreign. I get too much grief when I guess where from, so let's just say East of Canada

At least she didn't belch. Happened to me once over a game of Fooseball. Her comment: "Did I get any on ya?". Lovely. But hey, nice bod!

Wowsers. Sorry about the unpardonable intrusion of male in the middle, but I think its worth the interruption.

Who knew "Amber" had three syllables. And melons like those, who cares?