Aimed at god, but I'm sure lotsa of you folks will dig this! 3 minutes of Jello to brighten up our day.

When I close my one good eye, and make a wish, I'm not really thinking of this much girth, but we know that I'm a loser, and you all really dig these two. As long as there's no cottage cheese, I aim to please.

The letter 'B' has never looked sooo good.

Our buddy Justin has a message for us: 'WOOF!'

Pink shorts or blue, there's enough leggggz and perky bubes to keep me busy fo'ever!

We all know that I'm not a huge fan of the booty shake vids (we all knew that, didn't we?), but any vid that starts with 2 gurls, HANDS ON THE WALL, ok, now I gotta look. I'm glad I did.

They start riding the wall, ferociously; then they ride EACH OTHER; then 1 of them rides the porcelain. Whew, I'm exhausted!

Gotta go, it's looping again!

Can't get better than this!!1

Happiness comes with friends in bikinis. According to Richard Hell and the Voidoids, "Love Comes in Spurts". Underrated sage of a day gone by.

"This just in: Super Qute 13's just don't know when to stop!"

Wait; that's not really news, is it? 3min 11sec of sweaty hotness, courtesy of parental absence and Red Bull.

I'd take a wet towel to all that makeup, but blue girl has the rockin' bod of the year! That's a lip-smackin little bootie, right thurrr.

Gotta love the Loowwwww angle camera shot; kinda like a voyeur vid, but the kewties are playing to the cam.