They'll learn this lesson during freshman year at university: You can't stab your partner with a limp noodle. Sad, but true.

On the menu today, cheese-cake burgers served on very tasty butter-face buns. Along with a side of jelly, 'cause "jam don't shake like dat".

Can any body tell me what he said??? Just a few words, and she starts peeling off clothes! I'm gonna memorize it all.