after many false starts, and at her "friends" continued nagging Serena dances sexily, falls down, nice crotch shot around 2:33

She almost, ALMOST went for the pants. Good enuf, I guess.

Ok, so I've cooled down, a little. But I'm still major-pissed.

I don't think any of you, 'specially those with families, reaally comprehend the ramifications of being labelled a 'secks ophender' (spelling goofed to thwart the search engines.) Imagine this conversation: "Honey, Fox 3 News just called, they want a statement. It seems your name is associated with a website with vids of tweenies. Is this true? Well, you'll never spend any time with the kids, at least not without supervision! Just ask my lawyer!"