Pink shorts or blue, there's enough leggggz and perky bubes to keep me busy fo'ever!

This is rude, disgusting, and the most erotic video that can be shown on kewtr, but we know it won't stay long on t-pik.

Long title, short comment. This vid will be gone in 3 hrs anyway, so nobody will every read this.

I can't believe it's only 6:23 long, I could watch them ALLL nite.

Sports bras, rolled-up Soffe shorts, dreadful thumping 'music', and hormone overload makes for one heluva Friday nite! Imagine the scents in that room! Imagine the vids they didn't put on myspace! Imagine the horrified look on their KIDS faces 25 years from now when we all re-publish all of the kewtr library!

Do you believe in magic? I figure that's my only chance with either of these bombshells. "Stare deep into my eyes, think only calm thoughts, breathe deeply, and I'll try not to scrape your ankles with your earrings." Mmmmm, boobish blondes.

A brief glimpse into the forbidden zone

My p3nis is sooo happy that girls are idiots. "Hmm, it's 4am and we're bored so let's video ourselves taking off our panties and put it on youtoob and nobody will ever see it so we'll be ok but first another RedBull shooter and 15 more pixy-stix and let's dance some more or maybe just tease the camera some more we are soo bored..."

Alex and Chelsea are gettin ready to go out. By the way, my last restraining order was 1,000 miles; guess I can't holla at her like she wants.

I'm the luckiest boy in the world