Yes, she has a 'gargantuan' ass, but I'd split it in two, if she'd like.

Anyway, the A-fool "JOKE" burned me, and not in a funny way.
I just spent 3 days vomiting, and doing low-level formats. I just spent 3 days circling the block before I get home, looking for a black van with antennae. I just spent 3 days waiting for the door to get kicked in. I just spent 3 days trying to imagine "THAT" conversation with my family members, and wondering if I'd have it in me to flip burgers for the rest of my life (assuming that I'll be lucky enough to have that job, after registering as a S-O).