Seriously, issues of taste or tastlessness aside, I'm not competing, just wanna make sure everyone gets to share the treasures. That's why, sometimes, I rush to post. Next time, I'm sure it'll be your turn.

Actually, I'm more surprised that we were able to double-post. Our kewtr-god will have to look into that, once the earth finishes cooling sufficiently. (The old software would prevent two postings of the same 'story'.)

I'll check into it, but if anything this one should be better at checking for duplicates.